Archive for February, 2008
Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous…
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
“Take it easy, Doc. You’r boldly going where no man has gone before!”
“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
“Can you hear me NOW?”
“Are we there yet? [...]
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Heritage Christian School took my mom from me.
Yuck
Here I sit,
all broken-hearted.
Came to poo,
but ended up exploding out both ends.
I’m tired of this.
I don’t see the light at the end of the tunnel.
:(