Archive for July, 2008

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South

Two hillbilies walk into a restaurant.  While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.  And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.  One of the hillbillies looks at her and [...]